Submitted by coraxonyx on Fri, 2011-07-29 18:24
A small man in a dusty cloak approaches the town post. He takes a small hammer and some tacks from a pouch on his belt. Then he withdraws a poster from a bundle on his back and neatly affixes it to the post.
Then he stands back, nods in satisfaction, and turns to go into the Tavern.
The poster reads:
Coming Soon!
The Underground Wonders!
See them now, for the first time anywhere above ground.
They're amazing!
Thrill to the mellow tones of Morag Rockbiter, the Hirsute Chanteuse.
They're astounding!
Gaze upon the flashing feet of Hollysaadi Soulaxe, the Kilted Caperer.
Traditional songs of ale, gold and heroism. Dances of the depths.
Ribaldry and fun for all!
Don't you miss, THE BEARDED BARDS!
(Coming to Jastrey THIS mestrum)