A work in progress for a proper tavern song. Enjoy. ;)
Long we've been out slaying dragons,
Seeking glory, seeking gold.
Now it's time to tell the story.
Shady Corner calls us home.Dragon's breath is mighty hot, now.
Scorched my friends and my arse, too.
Then we quenched the raging fire,
With some sweet Baumgarten brew.Went out on a grand adventure,
Another silver nugget won.
Added it to my collection,
Soon enough I'll have a ton.Ate a piece of fairy candy.
Wasn't Reinholdt brand, she swore.
Woke next to the fairy lady.
Said we'd wed the night before.Uordeq army came to take me.
"Tonight," I said, "is not the night."
Rose to find one uordeq faced me,
All that hooting and no bite.Witch had cursed my twisted nickers,
So we formed an angry mob.
Our charge was folly, how convenient!
Laughed aloud until we sobbed.
This needs a tune so that Bards can sing it.