Griddles Ultra-Enticing Lottery!

Submitted by Teufel . on Mon, 9/24/2012 at 8:56pm

A short gnome walks up to the town post, with a stack of flyers in hand. The flyers read:
 
"Come one, come all, to purchase the amazing Griddles - Education Lottery Tickets! ®. Tickets are just 1g!"
"For 1g you are entered in to the amazing "Hat de Ser Sexy" for a drawing by the lovely and most amazing Mrrrr....... GAIUS!"
"The winner will receive the winnings after all entries have been collected. You can buy multiple tickets!"
"Cookies may also be included as part of a bonus reward for valued customers"
 
 
 
 
OOG: Tickets are 1g, you can buy multiple tickets, send money to Riddles or Gaius. Drawing of names will be done completely randomly and will be done on Saturday Night. 1st prize winner will receive a slightly taxed Total of the Winnings! You can buy a ticket in game at the event for a vendable worth 2g also, or items worth their gold value rounded down to the nearest gold. Cookies are not guaranteed for people who buy multiple tickets, they are at the discretionary baking of Riddles. Cookie quality is not to be discussed openly in front of the baker. Please vote on Nov 8th.
 
OOG: As we are both pve, we cannot steal from any players, and will not be doing so. The winnings will go to the winner of the hat drawing, whether they are at the game or not.

OOG:  ROFL

Haven sees Riddles speaking excitedly from far away.  She comes closer to make out what he's saying.  

After a few moments, she shoves her hand deep in her pouch and throws bandages and ichors on the ground before digging out all the gold she can find.

"Five tickets please!!" she says while trying to stuff all the medical supplies back in her pouch.  She runs over with five gold coins stuck in the air.

The gnome gives a deep sweeping bow, and giggles.
 
"I will have Mr. Gaius put your tickets in the drawing most immediately!" he blurts out, and then excitedly runs off in the other direction with the five gold pieces screeching "Mr. GAIUS!!!!"

Wreynn stops Riddles as he's running off down the road.  "Quite a commotion you're making there, short stack.  What's the rush?"  Nodding to Haven while pulling out a small stack of coins from his pouch he says softly to the gnome, "I'll have what she's having, but keep it quiet, we don't need town knowing I make losing wagers too often."
 
Placing the gold into the gnomes hand, Wreynn quietly walks away.