Brotherhood's Overstock Sale

Submitted by Josh P. on Sat, 10/20/2012 at 12:33am

Dolin Forgesplitter can be seen tacking a scroll on town post. It states:
 
Brotherhood Overstock Sale
We are looking to clear items that we will never use, all ours wares will be sold for the best offer given.
Our wares include:
Acid  X2
Antidote  X1
Balm  X3
Bandages  X42
Birdlime X3
Bloodscourage X2
Brimstone  X21
Brittlebane  X21
Charm of Freedom  X1
Dragon' Breath  X5
Dryad Seed  X3
Duskveil  X2
Elder Breath  X1
Epoxy  X1
Fake Blood  X2
Flash Pellet  X2
Ichor X1
Mother's Hush  X2
Panacea  X1
Paraffin Oil  X11
Potent Herb  X7
Remedy  X3
Saltpeter  X12
Smelling Salt  X2
Splint  X12
Strong Herb  X1
Tonic  X39
Troll Serum  X20
Unguent  X8
Weak Herb  X21
Weapon Slick X1
Winterbarb  X2
 
After placing the parchment Dolin walks into the tavern, sits down and enjoys a jug of ale.

Glimmer pulls a crayon from her pouch and writes "I'm dealing with Garith.  Please find me."  Glimmer signs her name in big swooping letters and draws a stick figure with wings playing with a very large cat and a ball of yarn.

Dolin strolls back up with another scroll in his hand. he proceeds to fix it beneath his first. this addition states:
 
Due to the great excess of bandages we will be giving them away for free. there is a limit however of six per person. First come first serve

Dolin strolls back up with another scroll in his hand. he proceeds to fix it beneath his first. this addition states:
 
Due to the great excess of bandages we will be giving them away for free. there is a limit however of six per person. First come first serve

Riddles walks up to Dolin, and reads the scroll in his hand. He excitedly squeels "OOO OOO! ME! ME! I can use bandages very very very very very very very quickly!" he starts to wrap the unknown dwarf up with a scarf, pretending it is a bandage. "SEE!?!?!?!" he shouts, excitedly. "MR. DR. Riddles Sir will take bandages, yes we will, wont we?" he says, happily clapping his hands, his big eyes staring at the dwarf anxiously.

On her usual passing of the town post coming back searching for herbs, the new parchment caught Binx's eye. The Uordeq skimmed over the list of items, a few toxins catching her eye, but the addendum at the end was what convinced her that this could be useful. She turned her attention to the squealing gnome and the dwarf she had never met. "Bandages would be useful indeed, if you still have some to spare."

The aggravated Dolin quickly unwraps himself.
" Why did you do that? I have no reason to doubt you." Obviously restraining himself. Dolin quickly regains his composure once he reminds himself that this gnome is a customer. "My apologies, um... Dr. Mr. Riddles. I don't think we have met, I'm Dolin Forgesplitter.  How many bandages do you need?." 
Dolin reluctantly turns to the Uordeq, "Yes i have plenty, how many do you need? We havent met yet Im Dolin and you are?" 

"Binx." She answered. She lifted her hands, palm up, to show that they were empty- no hidden daggers, no tricks. "As many as you are willing to spare, six I suppose."

"Alright, lass let me find 'em," Dolin reaches in to a rather full backpack and retrives six bandages for the Uordeq. "Here ye are."(Dolin hands Binx six bandages).

Dolin reaches back in to his bag and finds six more Bandages and turns towards the gnome " i guess you''ll take six also?"

"Dolin Dolin Dolin Dolin Forgesplitter!" says the gnome, committing the name to memory. "No we haven't met, most assuredly knots!" he said, with a chipper attitude. "I am Mr. Dr. Riddles Esquire, at your service" he says, with a swooping bow. "I would love love love love love to procure possibly two bandages, one for here" he points to his left thigh, "and one for here" he says, as he points to his belly. "You see, I keep giving away my health to the folks in need here, and they don't seem to appreciate, I am giving away the best parts of me!" he sighs. "Why, just the other day, I gave away part of the tattoo in honor of my mother!" he says, as he pats his left butt cheek, and winces a little. "Anyways, yes yes, two please cousin!" he says, and then he sits down on the ground, and stares at the dwarf's beard, stroking his own face as though he were imagining it on himself.

Dolin hands Riddles four bandages "Those are some nasty wounds you have there. Im sure they will heal quickly (heal 4).   Here are four, youll need the extra for your bum..."  Dolin looks at the gnome slightly confuses why he has a tattoo on his butt.  "Why the Hell would you give away something as valuable as that?"

"Well, its not really a choice you see, give a little, take a little. I learned a lot at the Istensia's college, but I could never figure out how to choose what to give. Its okay though, Mr. Mitosis brings it all back for me, yes yes he does, repairs it right up he does!" the gnome takes the bandages from Dolin. "Why thank you thank you good sir, this will most certainly help me sit, and next time I get around to the sacrifice-bum, I will have a good bandage to fix it up!"