Captain Murphy and his Crew

A song about the captain and his... travels
(Sung to Captain Hampton and the Midget Pirates by the Aquabats)
Young Belle, as a lad
He looked for adventure
Calamity, danger, whatever was free
So when he turned ten, he packed his belongings
and he left home to find his destiny
Belle just a boy, who's
Head full of legends
Of dungeons and dragons
And pirates and stuff
So that summer he snuck on a schooner
To harpoon tuna
And get real buff
The Captain he said
There's danger ahead
We need some brave men
To sail and then
We'll find us some pirates
Stop them with violence,
To make these oceans ours
Once again."

Ahem.
Now, the pirate the brave Captain was looking for
was the fierce and deadly Pirate Atreus,
the deadliest pirate in the Ornian seas.
And though he was a dead man,
he had a big sword and was known for gutting many,
and leaving few alive.
The Captian knew he was dwelling in the sword called bloodetide,
Which would kill any who touched it.
The Captain knew what he must do.
And this, is his story.

Sailing in the oceans
Captain Murphy and his crew
Trouble in Ornian seas
Will he know what to do?
Captain, he hates rubbish
Other pirates are just soot
Scallywags and scurvy dogs
Are crushed under his foot.
Captain Murphy (Captain Murphy), Captain Murphy (Captain Murphy)
Ahoy (Ahoy), Ahoy (Ahoy)
Pillaging the Pillagers
Triumphantly he'll sail away hay HOOYYE!

Now, Several weeks into the trip
And Belle was sick to death
Of being sick
Some kind of action he wanted
As he searched the seas
For everyday was the same old... stuff
The night he felt like jumping ship
But then he heard a crash
Hit the starboard side of the ship
And bumped him out of his bunk
Onto his bottom
The Pirates drew their swords
As some pirates swarmed aboard
The corsairs, surprise attacked
These undead buccaneers
Caught them by surprise
As they tried to fight them back.

It was horrible.
They were everywhere.
And unlike normal pirates, who usually bleed.. and die..
and.. are easy to kill, these undead Pirates with their beady
little eyes and sharp teeth, bore down on us
like fierce sharks in a feeding frenzy of blood!
Slashing at us with their swords!
Gutting our bellies!
Poking our bums!
Clipping our knees!
We knew not what to do,
for the Captain was nowhere to be found!
Where was the Captain?
Where was the Captain?
Where was the Captain?

Sailing in the oceans
Captain Murphy and his crew
Trouble in the seven seas
Will he know what to do?
Captain, he hates rubbish
Other pirates are just soot
Scallywags and scurvy dogs
Are crushed under his foot.
Captain Murphy (Captain Murphy), Captain Murphy (Captain Murphy)
Ahoy (Ahoy), Ahoy (Ahoy)
Pillaging the Pillagers
Triumphantly he'll sail away hey HOYYEE!

La la la la la la la, la la la la la la.
La la la la la la la, la la la la la la.
La la la la la la la, la la la la la la.
La la la la la la la, la la la la la la.

Captain Murphy (Captain Murphy), Captain Murphy (Captain Murphy)
Ahoy (Ahoy), Ahoy (Ahoy)
Pillaging the Pillagers
Triumphantly he ran away hey HOOYYEEE!