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The Gryphon's Digest

Submitted by Marcel M. on Mon, 6/13/2011 at 5:47pm

 A ink-stained Tregard strolls up to the post.  He slings his bag from his back to to his chest and rummages through it. He pulls out a scoll and pins it to the post.  At the left hand corner is an disgruntled gryphon defecating. In the right hand corner is an amused gryphon doing the same.  Sandwiched between the  two are the words: THE GYRPHON'S DIGEST.  Below the newsletter headline reads
 
 WIZARD, WARLOCK TAKES TOWN'S TOP POSITIONS
 
With great enthusiasm and patriotic fervor, the town of Jastrey took its first step forward towards peace. Citizens of every race came forth to show unity, despite Ressik occupation Marduk Glimmerin's platform of “ I'm not an arsehole” made him clear winner as Town Judge. The hotly contested Sheriff's position was won by Pit vacationer Akon Nivarian. Runner ups Atasatch of the Red Meadows and Nakigahara “The Vanquisher” were elected Deputies. The election was interrupted late by Ressik's goons, however the red and whites were dispatched easily and thoroughly by the town. Several issues were left ambiguous. Do we need a mayor or town council? What about the red and whites? Is our law enforcement really a warlock, a werewolf and an Angori savage? Why do fools fall in love? Is there justice in Jastrey?
 

Submitted by Ken (He/Him) on Sat, 3/3/2012 at 12:52pm

"Why do fools fall in love?" WTF?

Submitted by Mark S. on Sat, 3/3/2012 at 12:52pm

This is awesome lol

Submitted by Thad (He/Him) on Sat, 3/3/2012 at 12:52pm

Lyrion passes by and scans the note, turning his nose up at the defacating griffons and gaffawing loudly at the mention of "Pit vacationer Akon Nivarian." "I'm going to have to use that one," he says aloud to no one in particular, then continues on his way.

Submitted by Heather S. on Sat, 3/3/2012 at 12:52pm

OOG This is well done!  Glimmer needs to speak with you in-game.  Let me know when you have time.