If You Go Out In the Woods Alone...

Submitted by Orn P. on Sun, 6/2/2013 at 10:29pm

As the fog rolls in due to the recent warming of oncoming summer heat, a light mist and warm breeze centers around a lone keening howl.  The howl sounds eerily desperate, yet seems to fill the night air throught Jastrey from the road, through the tavern, and out to Baumgarten Farm.  As the breeze dies down, the howl intensifies and seems to be answered by more, from all sides surrounding Jastrey.  Night owls answer in short bursts of hoots, and animals small and large alike can be heard skittering and dashing through the forest floors.

From the tree that Desiderio sleeps in, he is awakened and alarmed at the sounds. Silently he moves and unties the harnesses keeping him from falling. Then waits for his eyes to adjust to the darkness. Of course with the fog this means little to nothing. Since venturing out further into the woods would likely be harmful towards him, he collects his gear that isn't on him, and vigorously but silently leaps from tree to tree closer to town toward the cabins of those he knows.

Richter exits the hospital, having spent most of his time there recently.  Drawing his latern, he focuses energy through, making a white light appear at its center.  Richter shakes his head and peers into the night.  "It is better to light a candle than to curse the darkness."

Fuchu walks through the night yawning. He had been working in his workshop for far too long and walked through the paths listening carefully hand on his katana. He closed his eyes as he walks, 'Darkness betrays the senses' he thought back to his training and carefully walked listening to the rusteling.

The howl sent one of Jastrey's own creatures lurking. Binx left the gaveyard, mask on, bow and arrow in hand. She moved of deft feet, occasionally dissapearing entirely between trees as she headed towards the tavern. The Uordeq navigated brush and rocks with ease, avoiding the main path.

As Desiderio begins his escape towards the cabins, the forest floor seem to grow thicker with every step he takes.  Vines seem to tangle and grow from the very limbs upon which he slept, following his steps.  The shadows grow larger as the brush gros thicker.

As the Angori hears the growing vegetation behind him, he is startled but tries not to panic. Instead of heading right toward town which would probably lead whatever is coming after him to the other townsfolk, he curves his path away from the residential areas and towards an open area with less trees.

Richter, noticing the shifting fog and vegetation, calls after Desiderio.  "No damn it!  Come into the light!  Let us confront it together!"  Richter runs towards the walls, lantern in hand.  He pulls a small bead from his pouch and imparts the Prime within it, preparing to throw it into the field.

Fuchu hears a commotion he opens his eyes allowing them to adjust. Grasping the handle of his blade he moved quickly towards a light he had spotted

Hearing Richter's voice, faintly saying "Come into the light" he unsheaths his blade and heads into a better lit area, realizing how great an idea that likely is. He comes to a sliding stop next to the Paladin and attempts to catch his breath as he turns to face the threat.

Zwey comes down the street towards the tavern, both of his blades drawn after hearing the Paladin's warning to Desiderio. Zwey takes a moment to mumble, "Immortals, bathe my blades in your light." causing them to glow with the Prime before joining the others.

hearing all the noise Nobody decides to investigate what the new bright light in the shadows was and theh noise invading his terratory, As Desiderio moves closer to the light he can hear some footsteps moving ever so slightly and silently behind him as if following more then hunting, realinzing whos voice he was moving twords Nobody begins to stay at home in the shadows not getting to close to the light.  

As the light flares from Richter's lantern, a rustling sounds is heard growing closer from the woodline.  The sounds grows louder and the leaves a forest growth begin to shake a bit in the gleam of the light.

Akon was about the edges of Jastrey as was usual per the night hour, working her way amongst the tall trees in the gentle soft glow of the evening star. But she paused, cocking her ear to listen to that unusual howl. "Hmn...." She merely pondered, sharp red eyes scanning the horrizon. Then the other howls and scurring came. Feeling it best, she decided to make her way towards the center of town at the unusual sounds and feeling about the air. 

"I swear, we need to light everything around here a little better.  Things sneak up on us a little too easily."  Richter throws his bead in the direction of the rustling.

As Akon pauses in the shadows of the woodline, she begins to notice that the brush beneath her feet recoils and draws away from her steps, as if parting ap ath out of the woodline.

Akon rose a brow as the foilage parted way, gently keeping her pace. As she walked, her red eyes burned a slight shade hotter as her words darkly whispered from her lips. "What causes you to part and bend...." She asked. She passed an open palm about her at hip level, feeling for any energies that may be unnatural to the area. (Inspect magic).

The rustling of leaves and unnatural silence of the nighttime critters was at the least, unsettling. The far-off shouting of townsfolk reached Binx's bat-like ears as she grew nearer to the groups, slowing to a walk as she listened more intently to the other sounds of the forest. 

As Richter turns his light towards the rustling, a small baby bunny hops out into the stream of light and begins grazing on a clover patch.
 
Meanwhile, as Binx slows her pace, the sounds of the night animals intensify.  A lone bat screams past her and swoops in an elegant circle in the moonlight.

Akon's fingers reached at the air about her, as if gathering any energy that may linger there. She smiled slightly, and took in a deep breath. "Hmn..." She then paused in her step and closed her eyes, lifting her chin to the sky. In the still of her movements she let her senses fall into the realm of the unseen, listening for the voices of the restless between realms. (Commune spirit).
 
She paused in that quite for a long moment, before letting her chin fall level again, burning eyes opening and sharply looking towards the center of Jastrey. Her eyes narrowed as she saw the light source, seeming to take a moment to adjust to the harsh light, her calm demeanor hardening slightly. She set her visage stern then walked towards the rest of the citizens, glancing down as the foliage still parted about her steps. She then walked towards where everyone was gathered, pulling her hood lower against the light's rays to shield her eyes, other hand going to loosely rest upon the hilt of her blade. 

Fuchu makes it into the light nodding at the others his eyes see the small bunny and he stands up straighter one hand resting on his blade.
"Konbanwa, Strange night for a stroll" FuChu spoke quietly in his thick accent nodding to the others "What is going on?"

As Akon nears the light source, the group standing there can see the forest floow seemingly part with her steps, and you all feel as if a breeze is pushing her towards you and away from the forest.

As the howl breaks the night's silence, Barbaal is jarred from his sleep. He quickly jerks awake and grabs his trusty Choppa. His nerves calmed down after the initial awakening and he groggily drags himself out of the hut. Murmuring something incohesive, he let's his eyes adjust to the night. Not noticing anything suspicious around the Quarter he thinks to himself, "well might as well 'ead to da Corna and see if anyone's dere." Barbaal beings his march to the Shady Corner. 

Binx paused long enough to watch the bat before continuing on, still avoiding the path. Soon enough, she began to see lights flickering through the trees ahead. She emerged with a pale hand shielding her eyes against the lantern light, eyeing the group and the rabbit among them. 

Richter turns perpendicular to both Akon and the bunny, keeping them both in their periphery with his focus on Akon.  "Foul witch, don't you try anything dark here.  I will not have your corruption around me."  Richter holds his ground against the wind *vigor*.

Zwey settles his swords on his shoulders, and lets the light fade from them. He was taken away from the Crack of Noon for a bunny and a bat?

Akon's cloak and hood ruffle as the wind tugs upon them from behind, tussling her hair that flowed freely from below her hooded cowl as she stepped nearer. "Hmn...let me ask....when something natural seeks that which is unnatural, what would it look for?" She asked, eyes resting on Ritcher as she finished her question, seeming to bore into him for an answer. 

As Akon stands firmly among the group, the forest behind her seems to right herself again.  The keening howl begins again, and the breeze dies down once again.

Richter glares right back.  "Ask me questions, riddles, what have you.  I don't care enough to bother with such things right now.  We can have our moral debate when there aren't hellhounds around us.  This is not natural and its easy to point in your direction when such things occur.  Regular dogs and wolves would have fled by the light by now."

Desiderio waits till Akon walks closer and then goes out to stand guard toward her back facing the forest, unsure what is going on. But his ears perk at the words "hellhounds." To which he echoes, "Hellhounds. What have you figured out? I'm sure you know something by now too, Akon? Any ideas?" Des grips his blade tighter, being alert to anything that comes for them.

Akon keeps her focus on Richter, seeming amused at his galantry. "Ah, but there you're missing the point...your precious light is pointing directly towards -you- and everyone you wish to protect. A light in the time of night...is quite...unnatural." She said, red eyes flairly slightly with that last word, lips creasing upwards in a smirk, her glance daring towards the paladin. "Were I someone or something wishing to destory anything unnatural in my woods...I would look for exactly such a thing as your light."

"Always bickering..." Binx muttered from behind the mask covering her mouth to no one in particular. Her irritation was obvious as she stepped away from the group and the light that interfered with her night vision. Her owlish eyes roamed the trees, scouting the treeline as the howling rose again.

Zwey sheathes his blades, and grins at Akon's logic. No amount of force will fix the problem at hand. "What have you learned Akon." Zwey then strides over to the bunny, and bends down near it *Inspect Secret* to see if there is anything strange about it.

As Akon and Richter bicker amongst themselves, Binx turns towards the woodline, scouting for any signs of anything amiss.  She sees what appears to be the large shadow of a bear darting past deep in the woods.  The forest grows peacefully still, thehowling stops completely, and the breeze dies completely out.

Richter points upwards and scowls.  "Stars.  This is pointless."  Richter sighs and waits for more information from the others.

Akon chuckled darkly. "Ah yes.....because your latern is most definitely akin to the stars which do light the night sky. It doesn't glaringly give your position away at all....my mistake." She mused, her tone clearly laden with sarcasm. She then turned to see Binx's keen eyes scanning the horizon, speaking to no one in particular. "What is occuring is natural. It is not caused by any foul magic nor spirit.....nature itself is causing this uproar...or something within it." 

The movement caught her eye and without a word the Uordeq left the group. She knocked an arrow as she headed for the treeline, eyes darting after the rapidly moving figure. She cast a glance over her shoulder to the others before heading into the woods after it at a wary stride slow enough for the rest to follow. The bear was too quick to chase, but the scout would try to track it regardless.

Zwey abandons the prodding of the rabbit, draws steel, and follows the Urodeq 

Akon glanced back towards Ritcher, still holding her smirk. "Don't bring the light if you're coming.....I think we'd all prefer that." She then looked towards Binx and followed in step behind her, catching up with quickened step, whispering at her ear. 

"Nature doesn't seem to like me then, if it's going to chase me." Des looks to Binx, and understands her look, and falls in line after the silent uordeq.

Curiosity got the better of this dwarf and he decides to follow Big Zwey and the dark eye'd scout. He steps carefully out of the circle of light allowing his eyes to readjust to the darkness

Another bear darts through the woods off in another direction, barreling throught he woods before finding the perfect tree to lean up against, it scratches its back and continues on its way.
 

"Chasing shadows unknown to me.  Not the best course of action.  I'm sure you wouldn't want me around anyways."  Richter turns back toward the hospital.  "Whatever puts more distance between us, the better."

As Ohren scratches against the tree, it seems that the tree welcomes him.  The branches lower, and limbs outstretch almost like fingers.  The forest floor stills and any obstructions seem to clear a path for him.

Ohren keeps scratching against the tree as it seems to embrace him. [Commune Nature]: "A little lower and to da left."

Binx began to pick up the pace to a slight run between the trees as she attempted to keep her line of sight on the figure. She stopped abruptly in front of the group, pointing off into the trees with a black-nailed finger and raising her voice. "That way." She spoke just loud enough for the others to hear. "It's headed that way."

The clinking of armor as Richter dashed out of the hospital woke Shadra from her slumber in her little room on the second floor. Hearing the odd attunement of the forest's inhabitants, she arose from her cot and put on her cloak and belt, ivory dagger in its frog.  She opened her door, slipping on her skirt over her pantaloons as she entered the She made her way swiftly through the dark hallways, checking to see if anyone else was still awake. Something felt amiss.  She whistled her secret whistle, like that of a bird, that she and Richter used to find each other.

Akon nodded, seeming to fall in naturally with the night, her flowing form shifting with the various shades of dark amongst the trees. She followed near silently behind the scout, hand upon her blade and eyes watching closely ahead. 

Zwey stops behind the Urodeq, looks quizzickly back at the Paladin, adjusts his armor, fires up his swords with prime energy, and heads off in the direction the scout pointed.

Des whispers back to Binx "Should we split up or form one line to make sure we don't get picked off?"

Not hearing any response, Shadra exits the hospital and makes the whistle-call again. She was a little concerned, but knew there was no reason to worry about her formidable paladin friend.

Richter whistles back and finds the source of the original call.  "Yes Miss Shadra.  You called?  If you want to get involved in this, a group of citizens headed that way, lead by the scout Binx.  If you hurry, you may be able to catch up."  Richter yawns.  "I, on the other hand, will pass on this one.  Good luck and let me know if you need anything."  As he enters the hospital, he turns back toward the Ixifar.  "If you want it take this too.  Keep the light close against the darkness."  He tosses her the lantern in his hand, still gleaming with Prime.

The Uordeq watched the others move up as the Angori spoke to her. "That is your decision," She muttered softly. "It appears there is only one of...them."

"Really? What is it?" A look of concern and hesitancy crosses her face. "I really don't know... It's not like me to... Then again, I don't want to be a coward anymore..." Debating, she takes the lantern, then hands it back.  "My eyes have already adjusted to the dark. You'll come if I give the warning whistle, won't you?" She looks up into his eyes, gives the whistle, and turns in the direction he pointed toward.

Akon glared back at Zwey. "Put that out..." She scowled, and signaled with her hand for Des to grow more quiet. "A bear you said, Binx?" She pondered. "The Keeper of the Grove appears in the from of a bear."

Richter whistles back.  "I don't know what it was, but if you whistle, I'll come running.  Stay safe out there."

The return of Richter's whistle gave her a little more courage, but her heart was still racing.  Running light and swift, Shadra hears the scouting group and eventually catches up. "What is it," she whispers inquisitively, "I'd like to help."

Zwey glaces at his weapons, "Right, forgot", and puts them out

As Akon continues speaking, a tree seems to grow still up ahead as it dumps the form of a bear out onto the ground.  The tumbly bear roles about before darting off and disappearing again.

Des, as a reflex to seeing the unrecognized bear suddenly appear, readies his weapon again and exclaims, "What the Pit?!"

Akon glanced back and gave Shadra a nod as she joined, then looked forward, squinting her eyes at the creature. "There...if it's a bear, there -must- be something amiss with nature itself...last time they stired the treants were reacting against dark magic. But they are also known to dislike that which is unnatural...how many times have we taken harvest of their trees to rebuild our damnable tavern? They don't tend to like it when we murder their kin..."

Recognizing Des, she tugs at the tall Angori's clothes, and opens her mouth to repeat the question, then notices the bear coming out of the tree not far ahead of them. Slightly taken aback, she closes her mouth and then waits for any direction from either of the two female uordeq. 

Barbaal trudges along the road, still groggy, and notices chatter somewhere in the distance. He follows the sounds as best he could but could not tell who was making all the noise.
 

"OI! 'OOS OUT DERE?"

Barbaal shouts into the night and waits for a response. 

As Des readies his weapons, his foot begins to slide in something very sticky.

Off in the direction the the tumbling bear ran, Ohren's voice can be heard. 
 
"HIIII BAAABAAAALLL! OHREN IS HERE!"
 
The sound of scratching against a tree can be heard once more 
 
"Ahh... dat hits da spot.

Desiderio replies to the small figure tugging at him, "I don't know! What is... ...thefuckdidIstepin?" He attempts to step out of whatever it is and examine it. "This better not be what I think it is..."

She frowned and turned to Barbaal about to shush him then heard Ohren.
 
Akon deadpanned. "Binx...have we been following Ohren this whole time..."

At Akon's comment, Shadra felt a little more proud of her vegetarianism. "We take far more than that from nature." Seeing Des lose his footing a litte, Shadra backs away from him. "Easy there, friend"

As Des leans in to see what he's stepped in, the smell of bear scat overcomes him.

"..."
"..."
Desiderio grows very, very cross.
"If we have to kill it... I'm wearing it's flesh." Des calmly makes his way to a tree, and scrapes as much crap off his boots as he can, quickly, then in an agitated voice snarls, "WHERE DID IT GO?! FREAKIN TIRED OF FREAKIN BEARS!!"

Akon sighs deeply, and lifts fingers and thumb to her temples, rubbing them slightly, then letting her hand slowly drag down her face. "Focus.....Ohren doesn't explain the howling...everywhere..nor the forest acting like this....Binx, was it Ohren you saw?"

Binx cast a dirty look in Ohren's direction, despite recognizing it as Barbaal's shouting. The Uordeq placed her free hand on her hip, holding her bow in the other with an arrow between two fingers. She didn't meet the warlocks eyes, but the irritation in her tone was unmistakable. "Do you realize how many bear tracks there are in the woods?" She muttered.

After recognizing Ohren's voice, the Angori marches into the woods to find him. The night did not provide suffiecnt light for his eyes and he struggled navigating the thick underbrush. After a few moments, he is met with more members of Jastrey than he is expecting. "Well den, seems like a bigga comotion than I 'fought to get all of you out 'ere. " Barbaal walks closer to Binx and Akon. "What are we at den?"

Ohren calls out to Barbaal again. Judging by the direciton, he was obviously the bear they were following.
 
"HEY BABAAL, DOES YOU HAS ANY FOODS!?"
 

Barbaal turns his head in Ohren's direction
"NO! I AIN'T GOT NOFING!"
He turns his head back to the Uordeq by his side and waits for her answer. 

Ohren comes shambling through the woods, looking for Barbaal, his nose sniffing around attempting to seek out any food the people might have on them. His nose pokes at the people , sniffing their pockets and pouches and bags. 
 
"You has foods?"

Desiderio points to what he stepped in, then with a look of fierce disgust on his face and on his voice speaks to the bear Ohren, "Why don't you eat THAT?" Then goes back to another tree scraping it off.

Akon signed then followed suit. "OHREN WOULD YOU MIND COMING OVER HERE A MINUTE? I'LL GET YOU FOOD." She looked to those around her. "We need a druid with this matter...and Binx, try checking those tracks again? Something still..isn't right." She said, looking again to the parameter. 

The Uordeq nodded to her Angori ally, but her quiet acknowledgement quickly turned to an aggrivated sneer behind her mask as he yelled out from beside her. A quick jab to leather covering the Barbaal's ribs with the metal tip of her bow was her way of letting him know, holding a finger over her lips to quiet him. "We are hunting something." She chided. When Akon joined in she sighed heavily, lowering her head to inspect the tracks further.

Albeit a little relieved, Shadra became slightly disappointed at the thought of a dead end. Looking disapprovingly at Ohren, she asked sternly, "Is this yours Ohren?" pointing to the feces on the ground and Des's boots.

Ohren smiles as best a bear can at Shadra. 
 
"Yus dat is mines... I planteded some seeds and den fercalized dems. I tink Des finded dem." 
 
He nods at her and looks to Bacon. 
 
"I is right here bacon wachuwant?"
 

Barbaal frowned at his companion and pointed a slightly less than threatening finger at her. He spoke in a lower tone as he asked, "what are we huntin' den? Somefing big and nasty? You know I love a good hunt." He noticed a foul smell as he finished speaking. " By the Immortals, does someone need ta change their britches?" 

An expression to the likes of which doesn't seem possible by mortal men appears to be sculpted in place of the face that of which originally belonged to one Mister Phearvorne. This face has a visage of hatred and anger so fierce that you can feel the aura of contempt just by standing next to him. He paces back and forth, being wary of the excrement on the ground. Then when he reaches his boiling point, knowing that he shouldn't attack "everyone's beloved bear" in front of everyone, he lashes out with a mighty roar at a tree away from everyone's direction. [Breach if needed]
 
Then he pauses, and chuckles before making his way toward The Shady Corner, scratching and rubbing at the back of his neck, and dragging the slimed foot across the dirt to get any deposit left off his boot.

-well i guess delete. ill post differently.-

 OOG-  Leo, they've been standing in this area for quite some time discussing what they've seen and heard.  Please read before posting.
 
As Des begins to take his attack out on the tree, the tree itself seems to sway quite violently.  The breeze turns into a sharp wind, whipping through the group.  The forest floor begins thickening as they stand.

Morzoth hears his brothers voice off into the woods and decides to follow. Upon ariving a blue flame sparks in his left hand and then encompases his axe.
"Oui brotha is that tree moving by it self?"

Being careful to move away from the site of Desiderio's accident, Binx crouched as she tried to discern one set of tracks from another. She quietly traced some of the footprints with her finger, looked off in the directions that they led. Her brow furrowed with discontent as she stood, fixated on the ground. She didn't go far before stopping yet again. "There are many different sets of footprints, but these tracks disappear."

Akon watched Des quitely moment, her calculative gaze seeming to take particular note of his sudden outburst, more curious than anything. As the wind picked up and blew her cowl down to rest at her shoulders, she looked to Ohren, speaking plainly as the wind tussled her hair about her face. "Ohren, the forest is in an up roar. Can you commune with it and see what is causing the disturbance?"

The sounds that can only be a determined and angry dwarf walking through underbrush can be heard as Taklinn walks towards the group, torch in hand.  His hastily donned armor grates and clangs as he rolls on.  His shield is strapped to his arm, and his axe hangs at his hip, he stops every few moments to gauge where the sounds of voices are coming from.  as he finally gets close to the group, he surveys all around him, finally settling on Akon.  With a sigh and a shake of his head, he walks over toward Shadra to stand  protectively  next to his guildmate..
 
"Another of the Onyx Rings "Secret" meetings mistress Nivarian?  What sacrificing goats got dull and ye decided to start with hounds from the pit, or even good citiz-----" his tirade is cut short as he finds another present left by the bear in the woods and falls to his back in it.  His kilt flies up a bit to high and he sniffs the air about him, wondering what caused him to fall.  "By Githal's fartin' Arse!!"  he yells as he gets himself up.

Zwey watches the unfolding events with no small degree of amusment. He does not move however, he just go these boots in from Pap. 

Akon's even gaze greets the befuddled dwarf only with amusement, and no disregard. "Why yes, we were just holding our initiation ceremonies by dousing our newest members in bear excrement. Shadra here was next in line after Desiderio, but it seems you beat her too it. Congratulations." She said, amusement in her tone, but enough seriousness to make one question as if she actually -was- being serious. 
 
"But in other matters, the forest is in an uproar. Binx said she saw a bear out here, but that it moved swifter than any bear she's seen. Then...we found Ohren..who is also a bear. Could have been slight of eye, though the Keeper of the Grove also favors the form of a bear..and quite an intimidating one." She glances to Ohren. "Not that you aren't intimidating...."
 
She returned her attention to Taklin, assuming he was still floundering about like an overturned turtle. 'I'd offer you a hand up, but I'm sure you would refuse. Dignity and Uordeq Scum and all that. Regardless, do you think you could commune with the earth and see what's got the woods stirring so uncannily? Afterall, you're down there already." She asked, still seemingly amused. 

Taklinn finally getting up and noticing his hands have some of the leftovers of Ohren's planting philosophy, looks to the Urdek and says "Nay Mistress Nivarian, ye are a hero to the dwarves don't ye doubt.  Aid from ye would be most appreciated, but not needed!"  he walks to the warlock and checks to make sure not to kneel in another Ohren Land Mine and kneels low to the Earth.  
 
Noticing his soiled hands again he adds, "On second thought..."  and absently wipes his hands on the warlock's robes "Thanks Hoot!" .  He then focuses into himself and begins whispering to the ground, putting his ear close to hear the return call if there is one (Commune Earth)

Ohren looks to Akon as she speaks to him. 
 
"Oh I wus talkin wif dat tree dere."
 
He points to the tree that he had tumbled away from. 
 
"It said dat unnachul stuss is makin nurcher sad. Da trees doesnt liked you Bacon... You might not want to being here now..." 
 
He looks around side to side cautiously before chuckling at Taklinn
 
"Look like Tackyclin finded my udder seeds." 
 
He grins a wide bearish grin. 
 
"Anyone gots any foods?"
 

Akon glanced down at her robes, her amusement sinking. "Lovely. How kind of you to share the perfume of your kin, Sir Taklinn." She then looked to Ohren evenly. "What unnatural things? Is there anything in particular they are rebelling against?" 

Ohren points to Akon. 
 
"Dey sayed day doesn't liked you Bacon... " 
 
He shrugs a bit.
 
"Dey says dat dey is gonna rise up and cleane de cuption comin everywhere." 
 
He nods with a smile. 
 
"Cuption like Lalocks."

Akon sighs. "Wonderful. Now I have tree haters. Not that I blame them. Some trees are actually rahter fond of me....but regardless. Is it just the dark arts they are against? Or is it all things unnatural? What of the Prime, and the Arcane arts? Are they merely hell bent on destorying all dark arts or just magik use in general?" Akon asked curriously, trying to piece things together. 

Ohren shrugs a bit.
 
"Cuption... Dats all I knowed." 
 
He nods 
 
"Yup... Cuption."

Taklinn finally looks up from his trance, stands up, and with a serious look on his face says "We're in trouble.  The Earth says that a blight walks these lands, and the blight must be removed from the area.  A perversion has entered this Shard, and has grown as the years pass.  It has grown to a point that the Earth and Nature can no longer sit idle.  We must find a way to perform a ritual."  he says, looking directly at Akon.
 
 "I fear that we are going going to have to work together.  Th'  Land about Jastrey, nay all of nature on this shard 'as been infected with hootism.  The land demands that we remove all the urdeks back to the Shadelands, or find a way that the feet of the hoots dont contact the land anymore.  Powerful magic, I say, must be found to keep all yer stinkin' feet from touchin' the land.  Perhaps a mighty spell to keep all of ye levitated, or a Gnomish contraption perhaps, that will serve to grant ye all the ability to fly as the faeries do?"
 
Taklinn again looks to Akon, this time with the hint of a smirk on his face "What say ye Mistress Nivarian, how can we make this happen?"

Akon took the dwarf what seemed to be very serriously, though her tone hinted at jest when she spoke. "Hmn....most troubling indeed...." She said, folding her arms about her chest, and struming her fingers along her forarms in though. "Mmm....." She said, seeming deeply pensive, then her eyes lighted. "Ah! I've got it, Taklinn. How could it be so simple? It won't take magic at all. Only dwarven shoulders and a good strong arm. It is indeed time the people of the rock did pay homage to their great mother earth, and carry the Uordeq upon their shoulders so that their soot doth not soil nor taint the fair ground. Brilliant, don't you think?" She smirked, jibbing at the dwarf. "You didn't learn a damn thing, did you?" She sneered, clearly in good humor. 

Ohren bllinks at Taklinn and Akon
 
"Why doesnt we just gibed de dekis some stilts? I tink dat would solved de problems..."
 
He nods, fully believing what Taklinn was saying

Binx watched the Dwarf and warlock exchang less-than-pleasantries and scat in silence, grimacing at the smell surrounding them. She listened intently to Taklinn and Ohren's explanations of what was happening, but her interest waned when it digressed to talk of 'dirty hoots.' They caught her attention again when Akon suggested that the Dwarf carry her, not able to surpress a snicker behind her mask.

Shadra retrieves a kerchief from her skirt pocket.  Wincing slightly at the stench, she bends down to Taklinn's side and offers it to him.

Starling, taking a walk through the night as she was wont to do from time to time, stumbled upon the outskirts of the gathered group she paused to listen. In her ears, the conversation sounded cluttered and incoherent. Cuption? Trees disliking bacon? A Dwarf suggesting rituals and an Uordeq mage suggesting a Dwarven solution... never mind something about Uordeq on stilts. She cringed and shook her head. She turned away back toward town muttering, "You know what? I just... I don't want to know. Not even gonna bother..."

Smiling, Taklinn accepts the hankercchief from Shadra, and nods to Akon.  "Ye were correct in one thing, The earth ain't spoke ta me on the matter.  Course this ain't rightly stone I'm tryin' ta speak with.  And if it would rid me from having to see or hear from ye, I would carry ye all the way, Course I'd have ta burn off the top layer of me skin after ward.

As the night goes on, stretching towards dawn, the forest seems to right itself peacefully.  The howling holds quiet for a time, and the forest floor stands unmoving but lush.  The fluttering sound of birds returning to their perches high in the treeline is evident, and the forest animals begin to wake a mill about.