Idris walks into town with a large tapestry displaying a tree. After quite a bit of mangling with it he managed to hang it in a satisfactory manner on the town post, covering up everything on the side he placed it. Once it was hanging and open a note was visible attached to the front of the tapestry that read;

            The Order of the Glazey Eye is now open for business!!!

                 " The Order currently is offering an item stashing and banking service. If you have items that you either do not want to lose, or do not want others to know you have. Give them to us and one of our completely neutral item stashing specialists will store your item deep in the woods, taking an indirect route to the stash point to guarantee not being followed. All of this anonymity for a small fraction of the items value. Dont go into a dangerous situation with your expensive loot again, trust it under the guidance of the Glazey Eye!"
Idris looks over the sales flyer and pulling out a pen adds to the bottom in hardly legible handwriting
"We're totally coming up with other schemes all the time man, keep posted for our other business opportunities. Our ideas at this moment in time are item laundering, item acquisition, and neutral security."
Satisfied with his work, idris sits with his back against the town post and lights his large doobie,puffing on it happily.