In case anyone's wondering why you got downtime and RSVP notifications in the middle of the day, it's because I had to manually run the cron job that was stuck over the past two days. Thus, downtime skipped forward a bit, and it'll do it again tomorrow when I'll be running it twice to play catch-up. Please bear with me as I iron out the temporal difficulties. ;)
Special thanks to Tom () and Katie () for bringing the lapse to my attention.