A sun baked piece of parchment is held in place as an old man hammers a nail as crooked as the face that the wanted page shows. It is a rough sketch of a man who seems to be either vastly confused or incredibly intoxicated. Around this questionable characters face in large letters are the words WANTED and below a number that is not large enough for a second glance. Under these non eye catching letters and numbers is a brief description.
WANTED
by
the owner of the Falling OX Winery
for
Destruction/Consumption of 5 barrels of Wine.
Award given if crook is brought back in one piece,
More if brought back in multiple pieces.
Last seen leaving/staggering from the scene dressed in black pants and a fur vest holding two swords in one hand and his boots in the other.