What A ruckus

Submitted by David C. on Sun, 5/19/2013 at 9:51pm

Ohren walks along the road from the Crimson Quarter and pauses in the middle of the town. He holds a paper in his hand and looks around for a few moments before taking a deep breath and roaring out.
"FAIRIES! I IS NEEDING DELIBERIES!" 
He pulls a bag from his pouch and shakes it around a bit, the clicking of candies knocking together can be hear and he waves his paper over his head. 
"COMED AND DOES YOU JOB FAIRES! GIAGUS, GLIBBER, TELLED YOUR PEOPLES I NEEDING DEMS!" 
He continues to wave the paper over his heading, waiting for a courier.

Akon comes from the dirrection of the cabins looking cranky and half asleep. "By the immortals, Ohren, what in the name of Muralakrum are you on about...." She then paused, to see the town in absolutely no danger what so ever and dead pans, looking Ohren directly in the face, less than amused.

Ohren looks to Bakon as he continues waving the paper over his head. 
"Bacon you isnt fairy... I no need deki I saided fairy." 
He shakes his head with a slight chuckle
"Silly Deki...."
The large Angori's shouting continues. 
"FFFFAAAAIIIRRRRIIIESSSS III HASS DELIBERY!!! COME GETTED IT AND DOES YOU JOB!!!!"

"You do realize the mail station is in the tarvern...." She asked, utter lack of amusement coating her tone quite heavily.

Zwey walks out of the tavern, looking terribly hung over, staring daggers at the Angori leader. "Ohren, by the immortals mate, would it not be simpler to post that paper and wait for a fairy to seek your out?"

Ohren blinks at her and tilts his head to the side with a slight bit of confusion crossing his face. 
"Wassat?"
His arm continues waving back and forth over his head with the paper.

"It's where the Fae take the mail, and then deliver it....what is so important anyways?" She asked, currious as to why Ohren was making such a racket and seeming so urgent about the matter.

Ohren looks at Bakon. 
"Is a message to Naki of course! What else be portent nufff for me to finding papers and scribbles."
He looks to Zwey and shrugs before opening his mouth and continuing to shout, trying to get the attention of one of the fairy couriers.
"FFFFAAAARRRIIIEEEEEESSSS I NEEDING SOMEONE TO SENDING SOMFING!!!"

"Are you sure it's legible? I mean, you could send it, but you're not the best of writters Ohren.....do you want me to pen it properly for you?" She asked non-chalantly.

Ohren chuckles at Akon. 
"Naki proly cant read eader, I gots it so he can unnerstanded it."
He holds the paper facing her showing that it had no words on it, only images. 

Akon squinted at the pictures on the letter for a moment, then rose a brow. "Are you challenging the chosen of Arimir to the Thunderdome?" She then looked to Ohren.

Ohren nods to Akon
"Yus I is... Arimir sayed to does it."
He clears his throat and begins spouting off the Dogma of the Angori
"Might! Makes right, and those who belibe udderwise is weak and lunch! Obeyed none sabe dos who can beated you in combats. Seek out chalgenges to testing and exeeding da limits ob your strengf. Show needer fear or mercy to your eminies. Let your furious battle cry resound wif vikory over da bodies of your foes."
He smiles down at Akon. 
"I seeking out challenges to making better stronger."
He nods sagely

Ohren grumbles and growls.
 
"FAIRIES WHERE IS YOUUU!"

 Ashe flies in hearing all the commotions from his jewel crafting shop. curious he approaches the tavern and hears a little bit about needing deliveries. 
I flit and I flitter I could be back in a twitter, what letter does this great loud angori bear have to be taken on this day?
I may not deliver to the person first hand but I could get it to one that surely can.

Ohren eyes the rhyming fairy with scrutiny. 
What does you knowed about da delibery serbice?" 
He crosses his arms over his chest, protecting the letter.

Ashe taken aback by the question quickly responded:

Of this service I know nothing about, but I can run and jump and shout.

Your letter safe with me will be, until safely in recipients arms I'll see.

No better time this day to learn, the arts and crafts of delivery; no concerns.

intrust in me to do my best, now you can go home and get some rest. 

for if rumor true that I do hear, you plan to face ole Naki; oh dear

 

Ohren clutches his letter to his chest and glares at the fairy. 
 
"I want Glibber... I doesn't knowed you..." 
 
He stares at Ashe with a cautious glare. 
 
"Finded Glibber fo me..."

Glimmer flits up the road a short ways from the screamings and rantings of the goblin, only to see Ohren looking distressed while Ashe rhymes on.  
 
'Ohren, Ohren, hear hear!  What's the matter?  Let me have the letter dearie.  I'll deliver it straight through the courier post haste me will.  Eat a cookie and settles yourself Mr. Bear.  You'll muss your fur, I'm most certain!"
 
Glimmer shoves a cookie in the bears mouth and pets him protectively.

Ohren is quickly quieted by the cookie in his mouth and holds the paper out for Glimmer.

"Gibed it to Naki miss Glibber. Hed knowed what to does wif it."
 
He smiles and chews the cookie.

"Okie Dokie!  I gibes it to him.  You gunna challenge him?  I like your pictures.  I draw pictures, too!"  Glimmer proceeds to write out the following on the envelope for the letter:
 
TO: Mr. Nakigaharas (there is a picture of a great horned warrior)
FROM: Ohren the Bear ( there is a picture of a tumbly lazy bear laying on his back eating cookies)
 
She then holds it up for Ohren to see and proudly exhibits her art work.

Ohren smiles and nods a glimmer as he chews one of the cookies.
 
"Mmhmm. I is gonna challenged him cause Arimir said to does so."
 
He nods vigorously and grins a big dumb smile at Glimmer

Akon just stared on looking like she would be better suited in a bed....eyes drowsy, features duller than usual. "Well, not that this crisis has been averted...I think I will be making my way to looking squarely at the back of my eye lids...." She mumbles as she turns. "Good day...."

Ohren waves his hand at Akon 
"Bye Bye Bacon!"