Deal for a deal

Submitted by Chris T. on Sun, 5/1/2016 at 9:26pm

a drunken halfing named Scruff wanders into the tavern with a mug in his hand and his rifle in another. "GREEN FAIRY!!!!!!, WHERE ARE YOU, GREEN FAIRY!!!!!! HIC"

Throws an acorn and pegs fluffy in the back of his head. Giggles can be heard from the rafters above. Tashika sneeks back into the shadows.. Keeping her eye on the silly drunken fluffy. 

"OUCH!!!!!!!" scruff is dazed for a second than he finds an acorn on the floor" he notices the glowing wings of the fairy "I... HIC... SEE YOU!!!!," HIC WANT TO BUY, HIC HAT BACK"
 
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"BUY???? "
 

"I hic has two gold if thats is hic not a enough hic than I have a th....ingamajig, I just need my, hic back

after a long pause scruff finally says "So, do weeez haz a dealz?...Hic"

The halfling looks down on his empty cup in dissapointment, than looks back at the fairy. My dad always loved his hat.... but maybe it just needs a new owner. The halfling pauses, than he finally said, nevermind I guess you can have it.... but can you trade me for its worth?

Tashika feeling for the poor drunkards loss tosses his fathers hat onto his lap. 
 

"thank you very much." the halfing picks up his hat, makes a bow than exits the tavern.